So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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