i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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