I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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