What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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