ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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