I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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