summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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