Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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