Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The uberlube is also flammable
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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