actually, I'm a sock model
I wannas sexs uuuuu
so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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