Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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