Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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