Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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