im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Everyone says I win the strip club
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
