You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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