remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
there is glitter all over my balls
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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