Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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