he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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