did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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