Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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