i was born a porn star she said
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Say something about gay babies.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize