she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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