I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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