bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
