I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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