i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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