So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
