Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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