So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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