he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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