Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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