she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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