the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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