Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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