There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I party with great urgency now.
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