Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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