I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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