She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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