They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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