You're a womanizer and a bitch.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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