I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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