3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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