My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
BRING THE BAGELS
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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