"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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