i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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