I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I will pee on everything he values.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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