You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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