Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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