all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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