Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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