Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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