Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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