the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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