im drinking this country out of the recession.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Alive.
So much puke
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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