you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Farmville is her only friend.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
