I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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