Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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