i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need to calm my uterus...
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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